I hereby resolve on January 1st, 2009 to:
-1- Eat more bacon. Almost none was consumed in '08.
-2- Visit a water park.
-3- See if I can finally get through Ulysses.
-4- Spend a week in the Black Hills of Dakota.
-5- Decide on a career.
-6- Consider a lobster.
-7- Quit taking myself so seriously.
-8- Write down some of my greatest memories.
-9- Pay attention to the Jesus signs on the sides of old barns.
-10- Befriend an officer of the law.
-11- Visit a Dairy Queen somewhere in West Virginia.
-12- Read Russian History.
-13- Learn to master the glow-in-the-dark frisbee
-14- Kayak the Snake River.
-15- Find that lost rhododendron hill park in Eugene, Oregon.
-16- Fly fish the Animus.
-17- Study the Hindus and Buddhists.
-18- Learn about Islam.
-19- Take L and the dog camping in Pink Beds.
-20- Write more without worrying who will read it.
-21- Drive around Wales.
-22- Get a dog.
-23- Bestow forbearance where undeserved.
-24- Drink more tequila.
-25- Say what I really think.
-26- Understand that the past is obliterated.
-27- Become more Russian.